Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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