Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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