if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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