I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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