4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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