found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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