i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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