Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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