it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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