My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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