i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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