I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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