I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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