the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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