Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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