I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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