69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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