i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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