My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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