Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
