She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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