I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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