Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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