i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
The ass gains better be worth it
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