Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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