Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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