susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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