There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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