oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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