Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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