My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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