It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I intend to get homeless drunk
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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