I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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