So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
