Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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