At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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