He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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