Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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