why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
whose parrot is this?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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