It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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