You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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