? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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