I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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