if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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