I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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