And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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