He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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