I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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