yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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