he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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