Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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