....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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