i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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