This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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