Cold hands, warm shart.
Do you still have your period?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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